A letter to Juice

Dear O.J.,

If it makes any difference to you, we really didn't need a book or a television series to know that you're still guilty as hell.

I don't know how many jokes I can take hearing that end with the punchline, "How's O.J. coming along with that 'finding the real killer' thing?"

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a walking punchline.

Then I figure that somebody out there has probably already made it as such.